I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.