Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.