i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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