Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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