honey bunches of taint.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville