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Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"

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(712): Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me" http://tfl.nu/camp

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My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle

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(512): My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle http://tfl.nu/nk60

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i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.

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(336): i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night. http://tfl.nu/mqbm

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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car

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(401): yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car http://tfl.nu/wwsk

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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.

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(262): I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends. http://tfl.nu/1qj3

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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.

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(765): we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright. http://tfl.nu/328h

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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes

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(514): you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes http://tfl.nu/cth1

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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."

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(214): I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused." http://tfl.nu/qcvq

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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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(713): Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is. http://tfl.nu/q4lm

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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.

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(215): Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options. http://tfl.nu/xie6

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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.

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(614): I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose. http://tfl.nu/hj91

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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?

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(505): Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake? http://tfl.nu/87n8

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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.

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(907): I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes. http://tfl.nu/mxr7

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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper

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(085): I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper http://tfl.nu/5ugi

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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.

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(202): She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood. http://tfl.nu/9x0w

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