I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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