from now on my penis is your penis
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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