A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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