Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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