she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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