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• (586): View more from Michigan

  But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance

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  Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer

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• (917): View more from New York City

  omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

  (310): View more from California

  Whats your twitter name

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.

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• (347): View more from New York

  i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.

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• (760): View more from California

  he just fucked me for my cheese..

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