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Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My cha cha got a haircut

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thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

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how does that even get suggested?!

(815): View more from Illinois

after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
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(386): View more from Florida

Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.

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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'

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(815): View more from Illinois

If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again

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(256): View more from Alabama

In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.

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Yeah, that's a plus.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.

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