I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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You. Win. At. Life.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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