i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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