The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
