so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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