I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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