so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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