its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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