Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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