ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.