I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.