the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?