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Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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