I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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