we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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