dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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