make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She just used a chaser for red wine.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.