lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce