So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.