Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.