never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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