I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?