yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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