:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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