She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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