I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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