margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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