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I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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