last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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