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• (404): View more from Georgia

  yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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• (916): View more from California

  she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.

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• (347): View more from New York

  maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.

  (647): View more from Ontario

  lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left

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