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I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease

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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.

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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.

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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am

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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out

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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.

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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka

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he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl

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awwwww babys first drunken mistake

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