Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
