belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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