therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My brain says no but my pants say off.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza