Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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