was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂