I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Where is the hickey?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR