I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.