Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.