What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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