Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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