i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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