Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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