after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Life is so much better after having sex.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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