I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she smelled like a LAN party
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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