can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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