My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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