You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You smell like stripper and shame
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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