how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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