i was rollin on her like bob the builder
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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