He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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